Best funny pick up lines ever

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☰ Comments

#1 07.04.2018 at 01:05 justforboo:
Pretty sure you don't have mats to absorb the impact of landing and increasing your vertical jump in real everyday life to enable you to perform the stunt you could'nt pull off on your own.

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It's a jellyfish

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