Ugly Schmucks If your self-esteem is low enough for you to actually consider yourself an Ugly Schmuck , online dating isn't for you. The two things that really got to me about it was that she sought me out. Sometimes you have to wade through the bad to find the one. Moved from a small town in Alaska to NYC, was all prepared to meet many interesting people via OKC, met one person and have been in a serious relationship ever since.
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Things soon got hot and heavy, but it came to light that neither of us had condoms. Got in a relationship here at home not from a dating site and stopped checking my messages on AM. On the way I give her a call, asking if shed like me to pick anything up. He did send me a message about a month later as if we had never spoken before and I had the pleasure of reminding him of the situation and telling him to fuck off. His date was pretty trashed by now, and I spotted her walking towards me. Talked to her one more time to suggest she get counseling.
That went fairly awful, though I did meet some nice women who played football and not the lingerie kind. This site is only for married people and there are around 3 billion members. Once you find someone to marry on the next few sites, then want to slit your wrists because you married a douche you met online, AshleyMadison gives you options. They named the site after the two sluttiest most common female names in the U. People who think they are good looking. I would love to hear the conversations on these dates.
I am sure the combined average IQ of everyone on the site is kale salad plus Velcro. Does the thought of dating Winnie the Pooh turn you on? Do you want to wear 60 pounds of faux fur and a helmet with a donkey face during missionary intercourse?
Of course you do. Added benefits include losing 30 pounds nightly and a lifetime supply of Febreze. Probably no fatties here. Is there anything sexier than a hippie eating tofu and yard grass? A neat little site where men can offer cash for gals to date them. I am thinking fat dudes with family money plus money-sucking whores, but I could be wrong. I think there is a similar business out near Las Vegas, Nevada called prostitution. However, if you have severe acne and huge feet, this might be your ticket.
I suggest taking balloons. All clowns should have balloons at all times. Asks me if i'd like to have a seat on his couch that was at one point a light color, but had become a brownish-grey from the years of filth build up and cigarette smoke I say no thanks, I'll just stand. He excuses himself to go finish getting ready. I know I could have been honest and told him his house was gross enough to make me want to scrub myself down with bleach, using steel wool, but I was a coward.
An ex room mate of mine was from Angola, Africa and had zero luck with the ladies. He was 23 or 24 and met an 18 year old on Christian mingle.
One day, he brings her over, and she looks like a worn out truck stop hooker, despite her age, and it was immediately recognizable that she was on something found out it was Xanax bars in the first few minutes of meeting the girl. After seeing her a few times, we the other roommates and I started noticing ALOT of shit going missing.
She wasn't welcome over after that. I met a guy on POF and found that he was pretty funny, generally good-looking, and professed to be adventurous and open to new experiences. We go on a walk together on a popular oceanside pathway in my town. We talk the whole time, he definitely has the gift of gab. But something was off. As he walked next to me, he would ocasionally jerk his torso into a twist, maybe to look awkwardly behind him for some reason?
It happened three times while walking with him, and I only ever saw it out of the corner of my eye because I think he only did it when I wasn't looking.
I decided to write it off as nothing important. He also warned "when you meet me, my really deep voice may be offputting" Also, his voice was very average. We sat down to continue our conversation and that's when I found that I was on a date with the world's largest negative Nancy. He described his life like one big series of unfortunate events even if it really wasn't worth mentioning. Not my cuppa tea. By the end of that date, I was justifying all of his negativity with his recent management change at work, which turned out to be pretty rough.
So we went on another date. We went to coffee and for the ensuing hour, I heard the short and long of some chick who recently denied him a relationship. It was sheer misery to sit there pretending to not be incredibly offended. Who wants to hear you obviously pine away for the girl who just rejected you?! From what I gathered, the girl had gotten the same weird vibe I was getting and had bowed out as quickly as possible.
I followed her lead and two days later I met up with the guy to let him know that it just wasn't working for me.
Two stories, both from OKC. First I met a guy who was hilarious and a bit nerdy and kinda cute I thought he was joking even though it wasn't funny but I laughed it off because I didnt know what else to do.
Then he starts getting all serious like "its no big deal. Girls do it all the time. Too classy to have sex with a dog, well la-dee-dah we've got a real society lady here. Seriously it's amazing how many flavours of crazy people are, while hiding it all from public view.
Went on a date with a handsome, smart, funny guy who was getting his phd in mechanical engineering. We had a fantastic time Normally I don't kiss on the first date, but I had such a nice time - so when he walked me back to my car and went in for the kiss, I reciprocated.
Five days later, I went to the ER, sicker than I'd ever been. Turned out I had mono AND strep throat. I wrote him a text apologizing, saying that he might want to go to the doctor So I'm currently in the military overseas and I got bored one day so I got on OKC thinking, you know what screw it why not.
So I'm on the site just messaging a few random girls and start talking to this girl that seemed pretty nice. Well we hit it off and decided to grab dinner one day. During the dinner I not only found out she only just turned 20 which really isn't that big of a deal but she was also the daughter of one of the Chiefs on my ship. I had a guy message me, he seemed nice and pretty interesting so we exchanged a few messages.
One evening he uses the OKC chat thing because we're both on. We're chatting, a little flirting, and he keeps asking me to come over that night. I'm not using the site for hook-ups, so I politely decline. I'm starting to get that icky feeling about the whole thing. I change the subject, and things get weird. Out of nowhere the topic changes to dick size. I'm done at this point and just trying to find a way to politely end the conversation. He keeps asking and asking.
I tell him I'm not sure. I guess he thought he was flirting when he came out with this winner: I turned off the chat feature after that. I think he messaged me once or twice more but I ignored it. Luckily I never met up with some of the creeps on that site because I made sure to talk with them a lot before agreeing to meet-- the first guy I met there was just no chemistry, but the second guy I met is the love of my life and we're moving in together this weekend.
Guy gives me fifth degree about his penis size, then inadvertently calls me a slut in an attempt to flirt. I can't stand when guys talk about heir dick size! And then they ask you if they are big or normal or whatever! Why do they do that? I don't tell guys my bra size and ask if they are the biggest boobs they have ever been with!
Idk what average is lol I'm just wondering cuz you see a lot of boobs rite lol XD". That, or the more likely; he is insecure about the size of his penis and wants you to tell him it's all going to be okay. Maybe if you switch it up a bit, you'll have better luck with getting responses.
And to be honest, women just don't usually respond back assuming you're a straight male. They get considerably more messages than men ever do, and they can usually pick out the guys they want to respond to. Usually out of 20 or so messages I send out, I get about 1 or 2 replies. Its like this for most guys, attractive or unattractive. I was desperately lonely, so I decided to try eHarmony. Spent a few long hours filling out their personality assessment stuff, trying to be as honest as possible.
Finally get to the end, hit submit, and immediately get a message saying basically "Based on your answers, we're rejecting you because we don't believe you can have a stable relationship with anyone. Went on a date with a guy who seemed totally normal and cool on his profile. Turned out the only two things he could talk about were Indian music he was white and his sexual fetishes small penis humiliation and cuckolding, primarily. He also had terrible table manners.
Longest date of my life. I had been single for two years after the break up of a 4 year relationship and had only been on one date in those two years. Not being the type of girl to go hang out at bars, I signed up for OKC. The first person to view my profile, before I had even put up a picture, was a good friend who said he was easily able to figure out it was me even without a photo.
Ok, good sign that I'm representing myself well. The first couple of weeks I got the typical creeper messages and had started chatting with a few seemingly normal guys. Things got weird once I started going on dates. Had no social skills. Looked like he had slept in the clothes he meet me for breakfast in and hadn't showered. Said he was an amateur comedian but the jokes he tired to tell me came off as strange and not funny in the slightest.
I had stupidly given him my cell number before we meet and despite sending him a message on the site that I didn't see anything coming of that one date, he proceeded to text me at random intervals for two months asking to go to on of the open mic nights he was preforming at.
Seemed great when we were messaging. Was in a band, had a good job. He lived an hour from me so we agreed to meet at a great bar that was in between us. Stood me up and never responded to the message I sent the next day. He did send me a message about a month later as if we had never spoken before and I had the pleasure of reminding him of the situation and telling him to fuck off. Had a great first date and saw each other 3 more times that same week.
Ended up hanging out for three months but only seeing each other every other week or so. Eventually he told me he wasn't attracted to me any more about the time I was realizing I wanted an actual relationship.
This was the worst experience. We talked constantly for two weeks. He was ex military, looked really handsome in his pictures. When I pulled in the parking lot at the restaurant, I saw a guy walking and thought oh please don't let that be him. His pictures were obviously several years old. He had gained at least 50 lbs, his hairline was receding and he was not as handsome as his pictures looked. I'm not shallow so I figured if conversation went as well as online we'd still have fun.
Wrong, all he talked about during dinner was his time in the military and barely let me get a word in. He also decided to tell me how he had been engaged until a few months ago, but she had left him.
Great topic for a first date. We then went to a movie and I honestly remember next to nothing about it because I was focusing on keeping his hand off my leg. He kept trying to rub my leg and arm and just generally being creepy. By the time we left the movie he was talking like we were already in a relationship. I was ready to get the hell away from this guy and of course he goes for a kiss which I successfully deflected. Sent him a message the next day saying there was no chance for any sort of relationship and luckily never heard from him again.
I get a message saying "I don't know how much we really have in common but Decided to meet for dinner and a movie. He was late because of traffic. Luckily was much cuter than his pictures. Had a wonderful dinner, great conversation, really hitting it off. Go to the theater and the movie we had planned to see was not playing at that time anymore, I had looked at the wrong day on the website. Ok, chose a different movie that isn't for 45 minutes.
Go to the mall across the street walk around and talk some more. Get back to the theater and that showing is sold out. Buy tickets for the next showing in a half hour, it was opening weekend of the movie so it was on two screens. Sit in the theater for half an hour talking. Kiss then spend the whole movie with his arm around me. Sit in my car for half an hour after the movie talking some more.
And that is how several bad experiences lead up to the most ill planned date ever with the man that I have been with for over a year now and will, eventually, marry. Set a first date for a big Halloween bar hop. I went as hipster Hitler. Never do the first date as Hitler. Met this girl on okcupid while I was in Iraq.
Ended up driving across the states with her a few months later. Now she won't leave. I guess we're married or something. Six hours later edit: I'm gloating about getting so much karma from one post, and getting flipped off. I should mention we've been married for four years.
Internet dating, aww yeah. So you put the edit in after you remembered that you told her your reddit username last week, right? We wouldn't want her to think that there's no room for improvement. I'm guessing she subtley implied that was the deal before the date and you somehow missed it. Well then perhaps she learned a valuable lesson about the costs of subtlety.
And I am pretty sure the "somehow" there would be him not being a john and therefore not knowing the prostitution code words. We met online, he seemed cool and funny, we went out a few times. A few weeks in, he told me I was almost perfect, except my upper arms were fat. I think he meant it as a compliment, but the 2nd part was all I heard. I connected with and started talking phone and text to a girl that lived several states away.
Things were going well for a few weeks and we started talking about possibly meeting up in the near future. Then one day at 4am I got woken up by a phone call, it was this girl clearly wasted and talking about how she wanted to kill herself.
It was pretty scary, and I ended up talking to her for an hour and half before she seemed "safe". Talked to her one more time to suggest she get counseling. Met my current wife several weeks later on a different site.
Guy messaged me from two states over on okcupid. We end up talking for hours a day on the phone and skyping for months. He come's to visit. We have an amazing week. I fall in love. Two weeks later the stress of our relationship too much for him. He chooses being in the closet over our relationship. Year later still in love.
He's still in the closet. I get living a double life sucks, but come on man. I gave him my number since I felt bad and suggested we chat off okc. Started chatting with him and then realized why he looked so familiar. When we met up, he talked too much about girls he slept with and even showed me pictures, which was totally not cool. We both agreed on pretending to not know each other and act as if it was our first time meeting.
When I got there, he broke his word and acted like he was on extremely familiar terms with me. He was way too friendly even though he brought a date along. The guy was an attention whore and my best friend told me he had been going around and name dropping my name a lot.
I was trying to deny I even knew this guy true but he kept acting like we're extremely close, and thanks to my okc profile, he knew bits of my personality that made him seem close to me. My friend got riled up to the point where he just left the party. Oh and this genius could make it worse. His date was pretty trashed by now, and I spotted her walking towards me. I was about to apologize for his behaviour when she suddenly lunged towards me, trying to tackle me.
I managed to dodge her and she ended up head-butting couch, but half of her ended up on my foot. I pretty much limped home. Oh and she accidentally burnt me with her cigarette while I was saying goodbye to the host. At least, I hope that was an accident. I guess since this got some attention, I'll elaborate.
I met the guy online, we hit it off well over phone but the physical attraction wasn't there for me. I made it clear that'd we would be great friends, but that was it. He seemed cool with it. We had great late night conversations and I trusted him. He was sort of pressuring me to meet up, so I eventually caved and told him to come over and play video games with me and a guy friend of mine.
I said, "Just so you know, I'm not looking to hook up. I just want to play some super smash and have a drink or two. So he came over, I had half a drink, and then I step out to talk to my roommate.
That's the last thing I remember. The friend who was with me told me the next morning that I drank more, but not much, but that he got plastered. He remembers the guy get really aggressive with him and throwing him out, while I'm slumped over on the bed. I wake up, completely naked, with this guy still in my bed.
I throw him out, and lock myself in my bathroom, sobbing. I call the friend from last night, he comes over immediately. We call his mom, who was a lawyer, and she tells me to grab the clothes from the night before and the sheets and anything he touched. It's then that my eyes wander to my xanax bottle.
I have panic disorder and I always kept a good count of my pills because I started putting the pieces together. I had my exam and vomited and fainted during it. It was three years ago, and all the evidence is there, so I have another seven years to decided if I want to press charges.
Unfortunately, my counselor was awful and told me not to. I don't think of myself as a victim. I truly believe I am a survivor. It's a tough thing, because I do remember more of the night than I did the next morning. I'll spare you guys the gruesome details.
I do want to take this time to say that if you've experienced anything like this, please know you are not alone, there are people there to help, and that it will get petter. It's sad how common it is, but you will overcome.
Nah it's cool, I'm over it. I learned from it. Please tell me that the bastard is locked up. My gf was raped and nothing came of it. It just infuriates me when stuff like this happens and those who are responsible aren't brought to justice. I'm glad you were able to put that behind you and move on, you must be a very strong person. Eh, most rapists pretty much never go to court, much less prison. Rape is hard to prove, and a lot of victims decide the emotional risk of reporting a rape and having people dig through your private life and questioning and blaming you is just not worth it.
That's what happened to me. Because I wasn't a virgin the cops closed my case without any interviews. I signed up for okcupid because I'm busy with grad school and the nearest gay bar is an hour and a half away and since I work most weekends I figured online dating would be my best option. I messaged a few girls, but nothing ever panned out into a date, so I decided to leave it be and just focus on school for a bit. Then some girl starts messaging me and she seems alright and she lives in the same city as the aforementioned gay bar, so she's not too far away.
After a few messages I ask her on a date, she agrees. I wasn't super interested, but I figured I didn't have anything else to do that day, how bad could it be? There's a really cool mall in this city and a shitty one, we went to the shitty one. I meet her in the cafe of the book store, she looked so different from her profile pic I didn't believe it was her. She also had the personality of Lurch from the Adams Family, but I think Lurch would have had the sense not to wear a pastafarian t-shirt on a first date.
I'm here, I'm queer, and I haven't eaten. I'll stick this one out. I suggested that we should go for a bite to eat. She's vegetarian, but it's cool; that's something I've tried to do before and I still eat veggie pretty often. We're walking around the shitty mall and I see a Mexican restaurant.
Awesome, I love Mexican food and she can eat beans or whatever. Sure, take me to a burger joint I don't want to go to and where you can't eat after I drove half an hour to you, that's nice. So I got a burger and she got a mushrooms between bread sandwich. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
She tried to make conversation over how many napkins they give you. She revealed her life goal was to work at a barely above minimum wage job in her hometown after she graduated college.
At this point I should have quietly stood up and left the building without acknowledging her, but I'm an optimist and I figure it had to go up from here. We spend the next 45 minutes walking around the shitty mall. She wants to go to Hot Topic. During our slow, short walk she has to take a break, twice. On the first break she told me of all the shows on T.
She told me between breaths that she used to do Brazilian Jujitsu and that she was an athlete. On the second break she told me she had to go at 8: I asked her the time and she told me it was 8: I said something to the effect of close enough and got up and left.
I called my friend on the way home to work out some of the frustration. At some point he asked what her name was. It was then I realized that I never bothered to ask. I didn't even get that girl's name, if that's not a complete failure I don't know that is. She didn't even buy anything, she just pointed to stuff and gave her opinion on it and read the text on "funny" t-shirts.
This reminds me of my first time going on a date arranged on OKC. I had been texting this girl for a good three weeks and we finally decided to go out on a date. It takes me an hour to drive there and I arrive at the restaurant before she does a good thirty minutes before our date so I could be prepared.
The waitress brings her to my table and I see another man walking with her. They both sit down and at this point I'm really confused. She introduces me to her husband and he tells me that they've been looking for another man to join them because his wife likes being fucked by two guys at the same time and he's into it as well.
For the first time in my entire life I was completely speechless. I had no idea how to reply so I just got up and walked out of the restaurant without saying a word. I keep hearing stories like that happening to lesbians on dating sites, you get to her house and then there's a guy there and she's all like, "My husband likes to watch. I think you could have had some fun with this though. Make the husband pay for your meal, think up some sob story about your wife dying, and then during dinner and have a mood-killing meltdown in front of them.
That way nobody goes home happy. As a lesbian, yes, it happens a lot, and it's so goddamn irritating. You'll be talking to a really nice girl for a week or two, getting ready to meet up and everything, excited to go on a date And then she says, "Oh wait, let me make sure that's ok with my husband. And then it's "Either he gets to join in or nothing happens. I fucked a guys wife in front of him before. While he was laying on the bed with us. All the while he was saying nasty shit to her like "oh yeah honey, take his whole cock in your mouth" Seriously the oddest sexual encounter of my life.
I'm not joking around. I'll post the full story if anyone is curious what led up to it. If this happened again I would definitely do things differently but I was just so shocked because she didn't even once mention in the three weeks that we were texting that she had a husband and what her intentions were for our date.
I feel as though I ought to use a throw away for this one. It was a girl on OKC, honestly there were so many red flags but I, giving others the benefit of the doubt continued speaking with her online. Red flags were pictures of her high heels with fishnet stockings on and she had "Mistress" in her username. Let me preface this with the fact that I have nothing against online dating. I know several people who've met spouses or long-term loves through online dating, and that's rad.
The world is full of creeps and dishonest human beings, and using these dating sites is a surefire way to seek those people out. Sure, a lot of sites are alright, but some are definitely on the sketchy side. Delightful Steve Harvey developed Delightful , an online dating service for women to make them "more dateable.
Because women are the problem, not men who have been divorced twice, married a woman with whom they cheated on their second spouse, and think mustaches are a good idea. Sugar Daddy For Me If you want someone else to pay your bills or buy you a purse in exchange for your company, along with added but unwritten expectations of sexual favors, fine. It's also pretty dangerous when both parties have different levels of power within the relationship, as well as being really skeevy if the dude is married and a lot of them are.
If you want an older man to pay your bills or buy you a purse just because you're adorable and don't necessarily want to have sex with him, just nag your dad. Miss Travel Miss Travel is basically Sugar Daddy For Me but with the added danger of potentially being overseas in a place where you may not know the language with a man who wants something from you. Ugly Schmucks If your self-esteem is low enough for you to actually consider yourself an Ugly Schmuck , online dating isn't for you.
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The followup is, when I got home he'd sent me an epically long email about how I was fat and ugly and a tease and a whore. He kept trying to rub my leg and arm and just generally being creepy. I guess since this got some attention, I'll elaborate.
When I meet her, she is overweight.
Usually out of 20 or so messages I send out, I get about 1 or 2 replies. He the worst dating websites loads of swords and machetes on the wall and decided to hold one to my throat to show me how incredibly strong they were?? I being the worst dating websites to women meeting guys from the Internet offer to drive her there or meet her there. He was touching himself. It is like having a ferret. Again, my self-esteem is pretty low right now due speed dating near coventry the break up. I don't tell guys my bra size and ask if they are the biggest boobs they have ever been with!
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